India, March 26 -- Except honeymooners, no one else seems to be enjoying this lockdown business. After all, how much binge-watching can you do on Netflix, how many WhatsApp messages can you forward, how many pakoras can you eat, and how many new recipes can you try?

If you're me, you're done trying your hand at white-sauce pasta which you ended up burning! And what do you do for the meal that you had so proudly announced that you would cook? There's no Swiggy, Zomato or Uber Eats whom you can dial an SOS to? Well, you feed the family burnt white-sauce pasta!

But the mohalla women have it best! It's back to the good old days of chatting across balconies and windows about 'Pappu ke papa ne kaha...' And you know these cross-balcony conversat...