India, Feb. 13 -- If you're single and date-less a day before Valentine's Day, perhaps the thought of buying a date makes sense to you. I mean, after all even Karan Johar has paid for...well...not a date (watch Netflix's cringeworthy What the Love! for reference).

Imagine a site just like Amazon where you can order hot singles from your area, add to cart and have them delivered in an hour for free under Amazon's Prime service (of course you have Prime, what else are you doing with your life anyway).

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All these hot singles have profiles up with prices. And with words of affirmation so as you know what you must say (and do) to keep that date going gr...