India, May 19 -- Virat Kohli is acutely aware of when the camera is trained on him because the camera is always trained on Virat Kohli.

Out in the middle, Rohit Sharma and Shikhar Dhawan are batting for India but the camera, always inquisitive, wants to know what Kohli is doing in the confines of the dressing room.

His face is now on the big screen, an impish, expressive face; a West Delhi face, a Cheeku face, chortling away amidst many faces that closely resemble his own-manicured beards and funky hairdos and glossy mouths, all of them contorted and cackling a little too hard at a joke cracked by their master.

Then comes the roar of many thousand throats; Kohli's alarm. He side-eyes the big screen and he side-eyes the camera and, like...