Dehradun, June 24 -- To say that we have a monkey menace is our hills is an understatement. As I write, they are a lightning conductor for a lot of public anger. Enough is enough. The word is out. Awakened to the crisis, the City Board is trying to hire monkey catchers and relocate them. 'Any suggestions?' asks Mrs Jasbir Kaur, a two-time winner. 'Any places with monkey trouble?' 'Could I add a few names of people?' I try to be helpful. But she ignores me. I have no problem with that. Understandably, she must have her own list of folks she would like to put away. 'Don't trap them! If you're going to release them in Park Estate forest like last year!' urges Digvijay Agarwal, owner of Cloud End. ''Made life hell for us! Life, generally speaki...