Kathmandu, March 9 -- Although the conflict between the Desis and the Paks seems to have de-escalated, our national comedian masquerading as our Prime Monster could win the Nobel Peace Prize next year if he can mediate to work on a deal to end all conflicts in the region. Yes, it's about time our netas focused on global issues than domestic ones because we know that our clowns are not going to do any good for this country except help the contractors get richer and pocket commissions from them. And our netas all love bideshis especially their funds and support even though they claim otherwise. If a Korean Cult can hand out cash prize and medals then why not the Nobel Committee as well?

Kashmir has always been a sensitive issue for both co...