Kathmandu, March 23 -- Our great Commie government on Earth is organising the Investment Summit next week to attract cunning foreigners to invest in this country. Yes, fools don't invest in this land. Well, they do but most of them are Nepalis. We invest in our land believing that this country is finally on the right track to peace and prosperity. And then, we get fooled again and again because we still have to worry about extortion from both civil servants and criminal outfits.

You really need to be brave, stupid and be willing to pay off our netas, civil servants and contractors to make any money from our land. Just look at the Italians working on our 'Melamchi' project. We all knew all along that it doesn't matter if you are a domesti...