Dar es Salaam, March 23 -- LADIES and gentlemen, football fans, and lovers of highstakes drama, gather around! We have an update that makes Azam TVs top drama series look like a kindergarten play.

The never-ending saga of Yanga vs. Simba has now reached the grand stage of global justice—the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS).

Yes, dear reader, Yanga SC has packed its bags (and its lawyers) and is heading to Switzerland, where football disputes are fought with the precision of a Swiss watch. Lets rewind.

The great match was set for March 8 at the Benjamin Mkapa Stadium.

The whole country was ready fans had ironed their jerseys, barbers were giving extrasharp haircuts with “Yanga” or “Simba” shaved into t...