DAR ES SALAAM, Feb. 16 -- WHEN my brain was relatively young, and therefore belonging to a human creature who was not a full-scale Tanzanian, and therefore not constitutionally entitled to vote in a general, as opposed to a specific election, I had an unfair feeling about animals.

I felt that domesticated animals like goats and cows had a hobby of dying when they were relatively young. Oh, no; That isn't correct.

Actually, to be respectful to God, to you as someone I guess is a respectable gentleman, gentle woman, gentle boy or gentle girl, I am religiously obliged to tell you what lawyers call the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (aka no lies whatsoever).

This is that, it isn't that my brain was incorrect; It was plain ...