Dar es Salaam, March 9 -- TANZANIA: IT Was December 16, 2024, Deep Within The Heart Of Dodoma, The Seat Of Our Power And A Great Proclamation Was Announced.

In Walked Professor Palamagamba Kabudi, The Newly Minted Minister For Information, Culture, Arts And Sports, Ready To Address The Crowd That Gathered To Welcome Him At His New Office.

Wasting No Time Delivering Sage Wisdom, The Towering Prof In His Baritone Declared That The World Must Be Aware That Makonde Carvings And Tingatinga Paintings Originate From Tanzania. Gulps!

However, That Was Not The End Of His Grand Scheme. No, No. Prof Kabudi Had Another Trick Up His Sleeve — Singeli Music. More Gulps!

He Announced, With The Solemnity Of A Man Ready To Reveal A Secret Weapon,...