Uganda, Feb. 18 -- Brethren, I am writing this on Valentine's Day, a day (in)famous for raised and crushed expectations. Before we proceed, let us observe a moment of silence for all the young, hopeful men who 'shot their shot' on Valentines, especially those who were turned down. Thank you.

Another moment of silence for the ones who roamed the city streets clutching bunches of red flowers. Oh the mockery that awaited these brave souls!

Wherever Valentine's Day found you, just be glad that you are not a social media influencer at this time. The pressure they face this month is unbelievable. For the single influencers, a partner must be procured from somewhere (this process started last year), and this partner must be fit to parade aroun...