Uganda, March 3 -- It is the month of women again, hurrah! On a side note, if you men continue grumbling about Mother's Day and Day of the Girl Child, we might just go ahead and add International Day of the Grandmother, Day of the Aunt and Day of the Women Elders, okay?

You know, men tend to think women are very fussy, difficult-to-please human beings. Not true! The majority of us are uncomplicated and peaceful people. Here are a few simple things that would keep us, the female half of the population, happy on this special day of ours.

Firstly, we would like to request all men, with humble humility, to please, kindly take a bath, brush their teeth and wash their clothes on International Women's Day. Even if this is the first and last ti...