Srinagar, Jan. 25 -- Our very own first copy of Hollywood is called Bollywood, God knows who christened it so. Be it whatsoever! Old movies were really old enough not to live in a universe governed by their own stubbornly poetic logic, if you can dare to call it logic by any means. It is a place where reality takes frequent tea breaks and common sense is politely asked to wait outside for hours. And somehow, we love every ridiculous moment of the Hollywood first copy.Isn't it strange? Take the grand piano, for example. In old films, every rich heroine's house had to compulsorily contain a grand piano, even if no one else in the mansion knew what it was for. I think the reason was the spacious bungalow which had to be filled with items of ...