Nepal rocks

Kathmandu, June 5 -- We are so lucky to have a govt that gives it to us straight. The Primeval Ministernever minces words, and FinMin Poodle does not beat around the bush to convey to us the bad news ... Read More

The joys of being a Nepali citizen

Kathmandu, May 28 -- It is a sign of the true statesman that PM Oli is, that he has ensured Nepal is so politically stable that nothing moves in this country. He has left no stone overturned, he has m... Read More

Ass as Ambassador

Kathmandu, May 21 -- While at home with nothing to do, many of you have been worrying obsessively about the state of the country. Don't. We are in the very capable hands of the Great Helmsperson who r... Read More

Ass as Prime Minister

Kathmandu, May 14 -- If only Eh-malay alpha males didn't have the if-I-don't-win-I-won't-play mentality, we would by now have a Tarai Fast Track, piped gas in every home and ocean-going container ship... Read More

Lockdown downtime

Kathmandu, May 7 -- As a Backside columnist, it falls upon this scribe's lap to urge readers to look at the bright side, stay bullish, be a beacon of hope, and believe that without dark clouds there i... Read More

The Ass-cent of Everest

Kathmandu, April 30 -- It has been said by people much more smart ass than me, that the current crisis is an opportunity to rebuild Nepal's tourism model from scratch. It is true: this country has bee... Read More