Nigeria, Dec. 27 -- It's Xmas time, business is booming, demand is high.

Yet a disgruntled buyer of a good-looking old wagon

storms in, demanding his cash back right on the spot.

It's like a crime scene. The dealer cannot be shamed.

She regards the man and scoffs, "You must be kidding.

Over my dead body!" The young bargain hunter wails.

"Don't I deserve a running car or my cash back, provider?"

She sneers, "Don't tell me you didn't test drive it before

you bought it? How did you get home nicely? It's a done deal!

Be real. We're discussing a proven runner here. Get out. I'm busy!"

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