Nigeria, June 8 -- In today's Nigeria, the political arena has steadily morphed into a theatre of ego-driven theatrics, where personal showmanship often takes precedence over the solemn responsibility of governance. At the forefront of this disturbing political trend is none other than Nyesom Wike, the current Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), whose penchant for flamboyance, confrontation, and political mockery has birthed some of the most nauseating and reckless political catchphrases in recent memory.

Two of Wike's most infamous political jargons, "As e dey pain dem" and "Iye ndieba, ye ndieba", have become staples in Nigeria's political vocabulary, not because of their intellectual depth or policy relevance, but because...