Nigeria, March 13 -- Many years ago, when my teacher said nothing sells like sex, crime, and money, I didn't fully understand what he meant. Yet, over the years, I've repeatedly seen that a judicious mix of these socio-economic ingredients is a spellbinder.

Apart from the tragic news about banditry, the suspense in Rivers State, and the heightened prostitution amongst politicians crossing carpet or finding new harems, nothing has hugged the headlines as relentlessly as the salacious tango between Senate President Godswill Akpabio and Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan.

After weeks of trying to see, hear, and say no evil, I'm compelled to overcome the temptation of abstaining by yielding. It's not an easy road, believe me - not for those ge...