TANZANIA, June 15 -- Theres a peculiar kind of heartbreak that doesnt arrive when you lose — but when your own people start dancing because you did.

Thats exactly what unfolded across some Tanzanian social media when our own Abigail Chams was nominated — yes, nominated — for a BET Award, and a gang of bitter bloggers reacted like her defeat was some personal spiritual breakthrough.

Mr. Editor, if you happen to be among those selfcertified digital prophets who quietly celebrated her “loss” like football fans popping champagne after their rival teams elimination, then kindly unplug your ring light, roll up your extension cord, and seriously consider opening a poultry business.

Preferably egg layers — a...