Tanzania, April 27 -- While growing up in the village, there was this chap, now deceased, who was a darling to all the girls in the entire village and beyond the river.

He would be seen escorting a girl and 30 minutes later, he would be bringing to his room another. We were envious. He did not have the looks and just like the rest of us, lived in his parents' home.

He was indeed too ordinary but this notwithstanding; he sniffed beautiful girls like a hyena does its prey and went for them with the resolve of an eagle.

Before the ravages of old age and other life's humdrums had taken a toll on our bodies, we had what it took to have the best girls in the village.

We were handsome, witty, smart, and also had the main criteria of all - we...