Uganda, March 24 -- Muhoozi is a man fabled for making a two-minute speech in two hours!

However, this time he plans to take his Bacwezi-inspired powers further. Yes, you guessed it. He plans to change his surname. He decided this after his tour of Masaka.

According to impeccable sources, he wants to dump the surname because there are too many Ks in the region and he wants to be unique.

For good measure, there are two Ks in State House, one in Rwanda (Kagame) and plenty more in the phones of young people who reply "K" instead of "Okay" after you have written them the mother of all texts.

It is too much, really.

So Muhoozi has decided to change his surname to Museveni.

Sure, you might say that there are already too many Musevenis in ...